I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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