they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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