I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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