Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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