kristin has been a bad kristin
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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