Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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