Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
honey bunches of taint.
and she was petting her beer can
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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