This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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