"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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