I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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