No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
i out mim tonsoeep
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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