i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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