Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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