when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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