Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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