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That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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