Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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