My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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