you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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