yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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