Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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