you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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