Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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