But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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