So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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