found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
