It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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