I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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