omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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