she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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