i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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