is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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