Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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