I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
