I must be too annoying 4 u.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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