i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I party with great urgency now.
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