Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Randomize
