It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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