worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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