using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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