maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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