Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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