yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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