are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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