ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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