she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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