I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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