I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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