I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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