just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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