D3 body, D1 cock
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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