I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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