maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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