Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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