I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He shit in the fireplace
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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